#61 VP-DNA: McCain/Palin--A Limerick

With a do-it-yourself last line, potential end-rhymes supplied--

There once was a man named McCain,

Whose fans must have thought him insane:

His campaign was ailin'

So he picked VP Palin,

Ba-da-bum ba-da-bum ba-da-brain...
drain...stain...pain...vain...bane...strain
...wane...inane...profane...disdain...migraine.

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